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November 18, 1993
Top Ten NAFTA Provisions
10. Canadians can borrow your car anytime they want
9. Mexican workers still get $1.25 an hour, but will also get a
complimentary pair of NAFTA slacks
8. Like it or not, Bob Dylan has to do at least one Letterman show
7. Instead of airbag, Mexican-built Chevrolets will have pinata
6. Al Gore must drink a shot of Cuervo every hour
5. When visiting Mexico and Canada, Americans free to shoplift as much as
they can carry
4. President Clinton has to split time between McDonald's and Taco Bell
3. Every talk show gets a "Coffee Mountie"
(After reading this, a fully uniformed Mountie appears from the side
door, walks to Dave's desk and fills his mug with coffee. Dave thanks
him and the Mountie calls Dave a "bastard.")
2. Deportation of Lorena Bobbitt to Guadalajara
1. "Pesos" now "Clintos"